stability:

stability:

does vanessa hudgens do anything besides walk around with her boyfriend

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gaypee:

"i’m hungry"
"you just ate"
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foxadhd:

Pizza Princess 
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500daysofeffyou:

SpongeBob, where’s my order?

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Did you look under the tray?

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Oh. No I didn’t, sorry.

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punkandthemonk:

You don’t need people in your life who don’t like Brand New

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ohgodwhatamidoing:

"… boots with the fur (with the fur)"
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oomshi:

umbreeons:

my vagina is tingling…this can only mean one thing…

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narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

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yonceallonhismouthlikepizza:

When a guy takes off his sweatshirt and his shirt comes off too
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